Top 10 Things People Say When They Find Out I’m a Writer

  1. Would I have read anything of yours?
  2. Is there any money in that?
  3. Have I got an idea for you!
  4. What’s your real job?
  5. You should write about me!
  6. When is your novel going to be published?
  7. I don’t have time to read.
  8. I could write a book, if I wanted to.
  9. Where do you get your ideas?
  10. I’ve never heard of you.